Ed's Quotes
Here are a few quotes that Ed(one of my housemates) has submitted.
9-7-2005
'he looked like he was going to eat my chest--curchin '
8-19-2005
'world domination is always fun for a thursday night '
8-9-2005
'If the kid calls his grandma mom and his mom Pam, he is going to jail.--Chris Rock '
8-3-2005
'where does the tide go? '
7-29-2005
'i will dance for chowdar!! '
7-22-2005
'wherever particular people congregate-on every pack of pall mall cigarettes '
7-21-2005
'The best way to predict the future is to invent it '
7-20-2005
'I can't do a beer bong man, I have to work in september---Chris Draper '
6-22-2005
'i know she is a stripper---and i am going to date her - Woo '
6-13-2005
'u know it is not safe for you to be driving around with a drunk bear. -- some random tv show '
5-11-2005
'big red hurts so much each time '
5-11-2005
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4-26-2005
'lets kick this pig '
4-17-2005
'been on exam hiatus, be back shortly '
4-10-2005
'still hittin the corners in the lowlows girl -- snoop dogg '
4-7-2005
'if your daughter wears clear heels, you f*&#ed up--chris rock '
4-4-2005
'did you guys actually go to class??-my TA very fustrated '
3-31-2005
'don't some people just look like they smell?? '
3-24-2005
'do u have to stretch half naked in my room? really now '
3-17-2005
'talk you off what grandpa??--arrested '
3-13-2005
'umm i don't think my car can run on liters...some american '
3-10-2005
'Big party on saturday for Curchin's b-day, be there '
3-5-2005
'i got a bottle of party '
3-1-2005
'the faster i eat, the faster i can eat more '
2-21-2005
'I just drove a Porsche!! :D '
2-14-2005
'viva the vegas '
2-13-2005
'Damn Grammys---who the hell are they to make us miss arrested. '
2-12-2005
'the serious half is covered '
2-10-2005
'put that on your hook and wiggle it '
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2-10-2005
'i can now legally carry a rifle '
2-9-2005
'at the bar you can find me, hands full of liquor, puffin on the sweet swisher...pac '
2-7-2005
'i don't want to be middle class anymore, i want to be upper-middle class '
2-6-2005
'you are getting fat - my 84 year old grandpa to my mom '
2-5-2005
'ahh bullets...my only weakness '
2-5-2005
'thats hype......... '
2-4-2005
'i lay more chicks then mother goose - tom green '
2-2-2005
'he is a never-nude -- AD '
2-1-2005
'skew you........ '
1-30-2005
'I can't listen and type at the same time....do I get free stuff?? '
1-30-2005
'so you want a free car wash because your car isn't dry enough? you realize we put water on your car right..... '
1-27-2005
'religion without science is blind; science without religion is lame--Einstein '
1-27-2005
'its because we control the fish '
1-26-2005
'oh shit its wayne brady!!--some random white guy '
1-25-2005
'Good thing that wasn't a co-ed washroom.... '
1-24-2005
'You can't put a price on life, but there's a percent!-J Goo '
1-24-2005
'You can't put a price on life, but there's a percent!-J Goo '
1-23-2005
'For the second time Ed, I am not your TA! - Curchin '
1-23-2005
'i don't care about the pictures, cause i am a sexy bitch '
1-23-2005
'could i get an ice tizzle.... '
1-20-2005
'You can't feel funky until you feel fresh '
1-19-2005
'Garden State 2--The Massacre, Turns Out He Needed His Meds.... '
1-18-2005
'No animal can out run a greased Scotsman!! '
1-17-2005
'...and the culprit is--Horatio's evil twin brother! With the taped on mustache. '